A Thursday evening's shaving effort themed, 'A fine shave'
A mighty fine razor - Yaqi Excalibur
A fine edge - Feather Super Professional
A brush of fine proportions - Steven Jagger 30mm Cashmere
Soapy and fine - Extro Arancia
Fine skin - Olay moisturiser
I fine you..... - Hermes verte Orange
'My God! I thought you were supposed to be a fine man. You're ugly and you smell like the devil has vomitted in my kettle'
A fine city. I once bought a T-shirt in Singapore which said 'Singapore, a fine city'. And then listed all the things they could fine you for. Spitting, littering, urinating, chewing gum, etc etc. Oddly it didn't mention masturbating in a public place, so I presume that was acceptable. Which was a good thing.
So today I received my first speeding ticket for many a year. Or 'Notice of Intended Prosecution'. I haven't had one of these since I gave in motorcycling several years back.
Since they only intend and it doesn't state 'will' I decided not to take any notice and threw it on the street. Then promptly fined £500 for littering.
I wouldn't mind but I thought I was being exceptionally charitable when I took my Mother-in-law's old microwave to the local tip and lead to the offence. So I completed the section which says, '
If you were not the driver of the vehicle at the time of the offence please state who was' by writing, 'My Mother-in-law'. They can send her down for driving without a licence and I get my exacting revenge and some peace. Serves her right for talking non-stop crap and owning gammy old microwaves. I might write shite, but I don't own any old offence kitchen gadgetry.
My shave
An absolute blinder. Made note the other day of my previous blade being on its last legs, so a fresh out the
box sliding plastic container type thing Feather Super Pro became the sharp edge of choice. I find the Excalibur to be on the softer side of SE's and a nice sharp blade goes a long way. And it did. All the way to one beautifully delivered and beautifully finished bit of sink time. These little Yaqis have no right to be this damn good in consideration they are a cheap bit of Chinese manufacture, but they are.
The remainder of the accoutrements did a smashing job and I came away smelling like the contents of a bottle of Robinson's orange juice. Only nicer
A top notch shave
My Mother-in-law will have to get used to sharing a sink with several hundred other inmates when she needs to shave her beard off.
And to end on? Life after Lady Baby and Kaneko Rei's next project, Brats.
In fact, you can have two doses of Japanese girlies as came across these by accident. Strange name but a nice catchy little tune. Pinglate.....