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Last night's shave as there is no shave today due to being asked at short notice to go tug things on the river*. Hence, not technically a 'catch up'. It never was.
Anyway here we are and a shave in karaoke format and one themed, 'Heaven'
Heavenly razor - Ikon B1
Heaven is a good blade - Polsilver Lodz
This monkey's gone to heaven - Highlander TSR LE 2023
Heaven is for monkeys - Bath House Cuban Cedar and Lime
Shaven heaven - L'Occitane Cade balm
South of heaven - Bath House Cuban Cedar and Lime
'How far south?'
Well it's that time chaps and chapesses. Hit play and somehow make the words fit..
"Shave me, shave me, shave me and do that Ikon trick
"The one that makes me scream", I said
"The one that makes me bleed", I said
And struck the blade across my neck
Why on earth did you do that?
You promised me, you wouldn't you twat
I'd shave away with you
Now I'm running away from you
Spinning on that sharpened edge
You cut my face and I stypt my head
I tried all the different ways
To try and stem the flow
"There's no toilet paper, it's gone astray?", I said
"Ikon won't you ever know that I'm in love with you
Ikon, I'm in love with you?"
Paper
Soft and strong
Paper
It's lost and gone
Ikon
Needs styptic angels
Shaving across the deepest oceans
Rinsing in the water
But you shave like a dream
But you shave like a dream
The LE brush licked me into shape
I must've been asleep or in a daze
And moved your lips to breathe my name
I opened up my eyes
And found I'd lathered myself alone
Alone and tugging on the sea
That stole my dream, the one I loved
And carried on pulling that's the job for me
Now
Soft and lonely
I'm
Lost and lonely
Ikon
Shaves like heaven
And minus all the blab, was it a good shave you boring old fart? Indeed it was. Heavenly
Just like these Japanese ladies....
*The things Mrs Satanfriendly has me do
Anyway here we are and a shave in karaoke format and one themed, 'Heaven'
Heavenly razor - Ikon B1
Heaven is a good blade - Polsilver Lodz
This monkey's gone to heaven - Highlander TSR LE 2023
Heaven is for monkeys - Bath House Cuban Cedar and Lime
Shaven heaven - L'Occitane Cade balm
South of heaven - Bath House Cuban Cedar and Lime
'How far south?'
Well it's that time chaps and chapesses. Hit play and somehow make the words fit..
"Shave me, shave me, shave me and do that Ikon trick
"The one that makes me scream", I said
"The one that makes me bleed", I said
And struck the blade across my neck
Why on earth did you do that?
You promised me, you wouldn't you twat
I'd shave away with you
Now I'm running away from you
Spinning on that sharpened edge
You cut my face and I stypt my head
I tried all the different ways
To try and stem the flow
"There's no toilet paper, it's gone astray?", I said
"Ikon won't you ever know that I'm in love with you
Ikon, I'm in love with you?"
Paper
Soft and strong
Paper
It's lost and gone
Ikon
Needs styptic angels
Shaving across the deepest oceans
Rinsing in the water
But you shave like a dream
But you shave like a dream
The LE brush licked me into shape
I must've been asleep or in a daze
And moved your lips to breathe my name
I opened up my eyes
And found I'd lathered myself alone
Alone and tugging on the sea
That stole my dream, the one I loved
And carried on pulling that's the job for me
Now
Soft and lonely
I'm
Lost and lonely
Ikon
Shaves like heaven
And minus all the blab, was it a good shave you boring old fart? Indeed it was. Heavenly
Just like these Japanese ladies....
*The things Mrs Satanfriendly has me do
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