Mikey (1992)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104870/
This movie has been banned in the UK since 1992,I imagine,due to the James Bulger case,where the two psycho brats got a good lawyer (liar) and blamed all their problems on movies like 'Rambo' and 'Child's Play'....Dear oh dear....Thank the lord, the 1980 movie 'The Godsend' ,which is by far,the creepiest,child killer movie,of all time,bar none,(and it stars Angela Pleasence,Donald's daughter)!, managed to escape under the radar!.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080802/
Because they would have
certainly banned that too....
SPOILER ALERT
So,whats it all about?,well,it starts off with a 9 year old boy,living with his adopted parents and younger sister,who decides to start a little bonfire in his bedroom,when caught out by his mother,says his sister,who is about 4-5,told him to do it,which she deny's,and so he is told "wait till your father gets home"...As you do,of course!.
Well,needless to say,he drowns his sister in the swimming pool,electrocutes his mother in the bath,and smashes his dads head in with a baseball bat...
Next thing you know is,he is fooling the police,social services,into believing a madman came in to the house whilst he was at the park,and killed them all....I forgot to mention,he videotaped it all!.That's right!,this movie puts reality to one side for the duration (as most horror's do).
Next thing we know,is 'Mikey' is being fostered/adopted out to another couple,on the other side of the country,the wife's job is an apparent Aquarium designer/maintainer....Since when did goldfish go in with Convict Cichlid's ????,and if she was designing my tanks,she would of got a right kick up the...Well less of my aquarist hobby knowledge,and back on to this abysmal movie!.
Needless to say,everybody thinks he is the perfect child,until his neighbours hot daughter comes back!,she was sent off for schooling for being a bit of a 'bad girl' (rather promiscuous,to say the least),and Mikey takes an unhealthy liking to her!,well,maybe healthy,as I would of liked the attentions of a hot,ready to rock,18yr old at that age!,but anyway...
He kills the family's cat,and sets the boyfriend up for it,then when his 'advances' to the hot next door neighbour,gets rebuffed,he goes on a killing spree...
In the mean time,his teacher is running some background checks on 'ole mikey,and all is not as it seems!,so,she turns up at his house,whilst he is in the middle of his killing spree,he kills her,with a slingshot,and kills,who I can only guess,is his principal,with a longbow,then,on to his mother,who he attacks with a claw hammer....
Now at this point,it was 4am,and I was tired,so I started to drift off to sleep (who needs lullaby's with the shite I watch 'er?...LOL!),so,I can only guess the ending..(I missed the last 5 min's),and that would be,the mother dies,the father lives,and the detective from the first case,figures out 'Mikey' is a psycho,and arrests him.I would watch the bits I missed,but TBH,it was really bad,the acting,the script,the story,were utter rubbish!.
I give this movie 3/10
(and it only got that,'cause the mum was quite hot,the foster mum had a nice pair,and the neighbours 18 yr old daughter was a right go'er.so 1 point for each!)