Well, after I don't know how long I have been theming my shaves and ending with some Japanese ladies, but I have decided to change the format.
The new style of SOTDing will consist of giving my shave a theme and ending with some Japanese ladies. I have kept this new format in a similar vein to my previous efforts to prevent confusion.
So a new me and a shave themed, 'Vincent Van Veritas and other Sun Flowers'
Van Cough - Razorock Hawk V3
Van Boff - Feather Professional
Van Toff - Wee Whiskey Barrel
White Van Man - Veritas Vincent
Transit Van Gough - L'Occitane Cade balm
'Playing with your organ in C#m'
If you really must wear your wife's thong just make sure you get it the right way round. Bloody hell does it hurt otherwise. Don't say I don't educate you in some way.
Veritas Vincent. A kind of stiffer than normal cream which just performs wonderfully with an amazing scent. Slapped on my face in a slapping manner by a small rotund man with some Scottish liquor. Team lather out of the way.
The Hawk V3. Not my favourite SE razor, but shit, it can't half give a cracking shave when I'm in the right frame of mind. Apparently I should be framed and lack the mind bit. Not tonight though and a cracking performance it was after a day pulling things on the river. And to think they call this employment.
I love you all and hope everyone well.
'Mummy, mummy, when I grow up I want to be, want to be........in a Japanese girly band!'