Chased across the country last night and heaven forbid, missed my shave, I arrived for work, only to find they don't need me until this evening. I smell an early morning shave here, I smell an uprising.
And so it is that my first entry for this new week of SOTD's has arrived in a state of insurrection and the the theme, 'Anarchy by the bathroom sink'
Revolutionary razor - Tatara Nodachi
Chaotic cutter - Tiger
Nihilistic brush - Highlander TSR LE 2023
Lawless lather - ADP Collezione Barbierre
Mobocracy moisturiser - Collegen
Disorderly odour - ADP Colonia Club
A riotous assembly! (and a cracking Tom Sharp book)
'There's a riot going on! Bring your shopping bags ladies!'
It is the return of the Karaoke shave. On this occasion I couldn't find the original lyrics on-line and only those by Motley Crue so God knows what Americanism did to the classic song(?).
I am not a fan of heavy metalers doing punk covers and changing the feel of the original. Metallica's cover of 'So what?' by the Anti-Nowhere League made an otherwise foul song almost acceptable for a primary school assembly.
But here it is anyway. Usual rules. Press play, and if the words don't fit, make them. Mr Lydon did.....
Right now
Oh I am an anti-beard
And I am a shaving weird
I don't want no hair on my face
I just want a clean boat race
I want to destroy your bristles boy
'Cause I, I want to be, non-hairy
In this fuckin' shower room
Beardless for the UK
It's coming sometime, defin-itely
I have my limits and my shaving cream
Your future dream is a sharp blade scheme
'Cause I want to be, furry free
Well it's the only way to be
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
There are many ways to shave what you want
I use the best, and let the razor do the rest
Well I use the TSR LE
I use the Nodachi
'Cause I, I want to be, a non beardy
Fuck that facial shit man
Is this the ADP
Or is this the MDC
Or is this the Abbate
I thought it was the B&B
Or just another shaving assembly
Some other fuckin' forumee
And I, want to be, beard free
I want to fucking hear it shavers
And I, want to be, non beardy
Let's say it again folk
And I, want to be, non beardy
Get pissed
Fluffing destroyed
And in between my uprising songs from the sink, did I shave? I most certainly did.
Another great revolutionary performance from the Highlander brush. Rock the Cashmere. The ADP doing what the ADP does best. Causing facial turmoil with it's superb soapy hoarding act.
And to quell the swarms of lather, step in that crowd dispersing Tatara Nodachi. And what a pleaser it turned out to be. Anything armed with a Tiger can soon annihilate most hairy gatherings, and it did. Everyone should own a Nodachi at some point in their shaving life.
End results put an end to the disorderly dial down and facial peace was retained once again. God save the gleam.
Have a most bodacious of weekends you beautiful beardless brethren and I do. Love you all.
I guess a most Japanese lady ending band for this shave just has to be 'Anarchy Stone'. Enjoy, or don't.....
