So I decided to grow a beard and be done with all this shaving malarkey and it's associated big money holes. Went on the 'Fabulous furry freak brothers and furry faces forum' and with too many F's involved it didn't take too long to disappear in a torrent of F words and get a ban. Other than that it didn't take too long for them to realise I was actually a shaven piss taker. In fact, a fucking shaven piss taker.
Did I buggery
Truth be have it I have been utterly useless and with a week of work and far too much tugging, scribbling SOTD's became very much a back seat activity. To the point where the back seat was several hundred rows back. In essence, I couldn't be arsed.
So to make amends I have awarded myself the task of letting it all out and showing you my bits. The long and short of it all.
Far too much tugging
And pulling
Monday
And the theme 'Tugging blades and pulling from behind'
Push pull - 3ONE6
Bow to bow - Feather
Tow rope - AP Shaving 24mm Cashmere
Sliding down the Hull- Signature Valentia
Giving it some length - Botanics moisturiser
Awesome. This 3ONE6 when paired with a Feather is an absolutely blinding bit of razormanship. Shows itself even more with the super Valentia to cut in to. The brush? Well it's a brush.
And a tug is a tug.....so is masturbating
And Japanese girls are....well Japanese girls. Except Steropony just happen to be exceptionally pretty as well as talented....
Tuesday
And the theme, 'More tugging'
More tugging - Occams Enoch
A tuggy blade - Feather Super Professional
Bush strokes - Steven Jagger 30mm Cashmere
Soapy bits - Penhaligons Bayolea
Tugging cream - Simple
Smell my length - Extro Arzachena splash
'You revolting man'
A blade on its last legs and very themic. I guess after 15+ outings its duties are done. In a Marie Kondo fashion, Thank you Mr Blade'. And in the effing bin you go.
And in a Marie Kondo fashion it is over to those Bed-In ladies. Probably quite the antithesis to Marie Kondo with her prim and proper ways, these two celebrate the cheap and tacky side...
Wednesday
A theme? After all what's a shave without a theme? So this one arrives in pixilated format as being themed, 'Capitalism'
A RAZOR - 3ONE6
A BLADE - FEATHER
A BRUSH - HIGHLANDER LE 2023
A SOAP - PRORASO
A MOISTURISER - COLLEGEN
A SCENT - VAN CLEEF AMBRE IMPERIAL
HAVE I GOT MY UNDERSTANDING OF THE MEANING OF CAPITALISM INCORECT HERE?
Another great shave from the 3ONE6 and another blade which towards the end achieved more tugging than me. But a great effort from Team Lather ensured smooth strokes and a big happy smile. Life is cheap.
A very happy bunch of girls to match the shave....
Thursday
And the theme, 'A big brassy Brazilian shave'
Razo de Janero - Lambda Athena
Forteblada - Brazilan Wilkinson
Brushzillia - AP Shaving brass 30mm Cashmere
SoapPaulo - Abbate Y Mantia Krokos
Balmasilia - L'Occitane Cade
Scenta Andre - Abbate Y Mantia Krokos splash
Go on. Look in the mirror and smile
A first for me with the Brazilian Wilkinson, but what a damn fine blade. It just carried the shave brilliantly and partnered my razor of the year the Athena most wonderfully. Thanks to
@NotTheStig for this superb blade and thank God I have a full tuck.
Who gives a tuck? I don't, but I could think of a similar sounding word which fits these ladies except I think I'd give the 'I don't' a miss. A return to those cheap and tacky girls Bed-In. I just love cheap, tacky, nasty, raunchy and have a strange concept of beautiful. I also have a sense of humour in there.....
I love you all. Just not as much as cheap tacky etc etc etc
