So here I am. Arrive charging on to the scene on a Saturday morning, full of apologies and then sod off again for another four days. And here I am on a Wednesday finding myself apologising once again. But not as though I am really sorry in any way.
My main excuse has been I have been spending my time ripping the arse out of my bike to get some Km's in. More to the point, that was until the bike seat decided to break and I nearly ended up with the bike ripping the arse out of me when a rail snapped. Fortunately I still have my sphincter intact.
Stories out of the way, what about your shaves you boring old fart? To which I will add, farting might have been a past activity.
Well, yes, I did shave (every day), took lots of photos and did Jack shit with them until now. When they were taken and in what order, I have no idea, so I'll just write any old crap which fits the bill. Somethings never change.
So with no further of those ado things this rather protracted SOTD arrives complete with the theme, 'anal extraction'
Some day or another
Extractus rearus - Occams Enoch
That was a painful extraction - Kai Titan mild
Butt plug with a brush - Highlander LE 2023
Extraction cream - Proraso
Aftercare - Proraso
Ahhhhhhh - Van Cleef Rose Rouge
'Que es esta!?'
Must have been a cracking shave in every respect. They usually are, so I shall presume normal was the result.
Another day
Rear razor - Muhle R89
Back end blade - Polsilver Lodz
Bum brush - Cadman 24mm Tuxedo
Crack cream - MDC Rose
Bottom balm - Simple moisturiser
Smelling of roses - C&S C88
'Windy bottom dance'
And presumable another great shave. The R89 always delivers and one of the best all round razors I know of. A shaving legend
Some day
A tin of beans! - 3ONE6
A tin opener - Gillette 7-O'Clock
How did they get there? - Zenith dark synthetic
Shaving beans - Signature Condate
Tomato sauce - L'Occitane Cade balm
Smell of beans - Floris Jermyn Street
'Quick, quick'
'A bike seat post you say?'
Another assumptionally wonderful shave
Ah. Last night! Maybe?
Rump razor - Yaqi Excalibur
Sharp things - Something or other
Rectal brush - PAA Peregrino
Lubricating cream - Penhaligons Bayolea
Soothing ointment - Collagen
Posterior perfume - Paco Rabanne pour homme
Think I've reached the legal limit for Giphys so you will be pleased to know I shall give this section a miss.
Absolutely garbage shave with a blade of unknown quantity (other than one of) well past its sell by date. Persevere I did and shite is was.
Roll on this evening and a better effort from Team shave
Paco Rabanne because I want to do bad things
