I start this new week of SOTD's with my final entry for the past week of SOTD's. I did indeed shave last night, took a photo, and started writing it all up. And then I fell asleep.
Woke up and thought 'Bollocks'. If I continued it would have posted in the last week and..
1) Nobody would take any notice. Not as if anyone does. And I don't blame you
2) Someone would then post for this week in the last one
3) it would be against the rules. Which ones, I am not sure
So here it is. A continuation of where I left off last night.
Ps. Blame the fact I worked all Thursday night, then drove to Yorkshire. And then drank too much.
And it is time to say 'Goodbye' **. And as my final entry for this past week of SOTD's I am honoured to give you my shave with the theme, 'Spanish fly and other ways of throwing contraception to the wind'
What? Me? - Occams Enoch
Liblado - Schick Proline
Tickling brush - Highlander Marine AFC
John Holmes soap - Floris Elite
Dysfunctional cream - Collagen
Dysfunctional person - Mr Friendly
Lurve scent - Floris Elite
Googling 'Ahrodisiac perfume' and up it throws..'Ann Summers. Put Pleasure Into Your Own Hands, Discover the Anal Toy for You'.
'Surprise my love! I bought you this wonderful perfume!'
'It looks exceptionally like a butt plug to me'
A most wonderful non-dysfunctional shave and totally free of blue pills, ginseng, oysters or a visit to xHamster.
Nope, just one superbly delivered bit of sink time with smooth grin inducing results, a bit like xHamster, but minus the embarrassment factor.
The Enoch certainly does pair with the Proline in a most brilliant manner and a top razor/blade in my books (and top shelf magazines). Not everyone's concept of a great razor being as it is liable to either fall apart or take your finger tips off loading the blade. But get it on song and by does it sing sweetly.
Being as I robbed you of some puffyshoes last night you can have last night's dose today. And if you do feel like a dose I'd recommend a visit to your local GU clinic...