A few shaves to
catch up on ** write some garbage about. And these three shaves arrive in pixilated format with the theme, 'Don't eat your pets'
This theme was brought to you by the United States election debate committee on behalf of the board of theming things.
** The term, 'catch up' has been deemed illegal. So apparently so has eating cats and dogs.....except in Springfield Ohio
Monday
Dog meat - Occams Enoch
Cat kebab - Schick Proline
Tropical fish and chips - PAA Peregrino
Creamed Beaver - captain Fawcett's
Monkey moisturiser - L'Occitane Cade balm
Turtle head soup - Banana Republic Neroli Woods
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'I love you Snoopy, and I promise not to eat you'
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'Charlie, have you seen Snoopy around?'
An absolutely superb outing from the Enoch even if it did fall apart once. Phew, no collateral! Screw back together and finish the job, and finish it did. Peregrino and Fawcett's? Brilliant
Have some Japanese ladies to end this Monday shave on....
Tuesday
Braised brass monkey - Timeless bronze
Shark blade soup - Feather
Budgie burger - Hive-2
Cream rabbit - Signature Londinium
Mickey mousse - Simple moisturiser
Donald ate my dog - Floris Limes
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'That's correct. One minute I'm taking the dog for a walk and the next....?'
This razor is really getting a top vote from me. Good God it's even made a Feather last more than two shaves. Heaven in bronze. Timeless
Beaver salad? Too damn right
Wednesday (In abstract form)
Hamsterburger - Razorock Hawk V3
Eat Springfield trouser snakes - Feather Professional
Burro burro - Yaqi Moka
Cock cream - Kent soap
Minnie mouseturiser - Pure
Parfait de parrot - Valentino Born in Roma
One fantastic bit of sink time with the Kent being at the forefront of it all and the Hawk being at the backside. My backside being covered with my shower towel and my forefront being hidden of its modesty by a piece of toilet paper.
And tonight we ate the Budgie with some seasonal vegetables and potatoes
I would have ended all this on another Japanese girly video but I obviously don't pay sufficient Smarties to the management to allow for further media titillation.
But, I love you all