Why welcome to the silly season you merry gentlemen. Tis the time of the year to be stupid, act immorally, throw up in gutters and generally not be your usual self. Same as any other day for me.
A belated start to the new week of SOTD's and one which was granted permission by 'The board' to be seasonally themed, 'A jolly holly shave'
Since I have entered a little late it is much to my delight that this SOTD will arrive in karaoke format but instead of being the usual protracted trash this one arrives as a little medley of Christmas Carols for you. Awwwwww
And Arghhhhhhhh
XXXMas - Lambda Athena
Being jolly with Holly - Wizzamet Super Iridium
Kissing under mustytoes - PAA Peregrino
Christmas cheer and beer - York Swirling Soapery Vibrant Charm
Comfort with Joy - Collegen
Jingle your balls - ADP Colonia Club
Expectations high, expectations met. A top class shave all the way
I saw three tugs come sailing in
On Christmas day, on Christmas day;
I saw three tugs come sailing in
Working Christmas day in the morning.
And what was in those tugs all three?,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day
And what was in those tugs all three?
A miserable Christmas day in the morning?
A salty arsed skipper and motley crew,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day;
A salty arsed skipper and motley crew,
Screwed on Christmas day in the morning.
And where did they sail these tugs all three?,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day?
And where did they sail these tugs all three?,,
Pissed on Christmas day in the morning?
O they sailed into Liverpool dock,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day;
O they sailed into Liverpool dock,
Through Gladstone lock in the morning.
And all the ships whistles they shall sound,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day;
And all the ships whistles they shall sound
Ooops, wrong button in the morning.
And all the Dockers in Seaforth shall sing,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day;
And all the Dockers in Seaforth shall sing,
Sod off, it’s Christmas day in the morning .
And all the ladies in the bars shall sing,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day;
And all the ladies in the bars shall sing,
Quickie for fiver on Christmas day in the morning.
And Joyce says she can take all-men,
On Christmas day, on Christmas day;
And Joyce says she can take all-men
But we’ve tugged all night on Christmas day in the morning.
And some jolly Japanese girls and a rather super looking Yoshi. With a new guitar
Seasons gratings - 3ONE6
Be merry (and sod the rest) - Polsilver Lodz
All I want for Christmas is
a ewe you - AP Shaving 24mm Cashmere
There's snow place like the North Pole - Penhaligon's Bayolea
Good will and peas to all mankind - Hermes Terre
An ever faithful bunch and ever faithful results all the way
We three shavers of TSR are
Bearing razors we shave so far
Sink and fountain
Lather is mounting
Shit, now there’s a scar
O scar of careless, when the blades bite
Scar with bleeding red so bright
Still proceeding, styptic needing
This is not good, this shave is shite
Born to shave in a Liverpool sink
Polsilver Lodz to shave me pink
Shave for ever, beard never
Sometimes I guess I need a shrink
Signature soaps to offer have I
Highlander brush, lather so high
The Athena’s amazing
Blade needs replacing
Reach for the Goose complete with a Kai
O scar of careless, when the blades bite
Scar with bleeding red so bright
Still proceeding, styptic needing
This is not good, this shave is shite
3ONE6 is mine
A razor which brings belief
A life of gathering hairy fluff
Slicing, scything, there’s no denying
I love shaving in the buff
Wondrous shaves behold applies
Razors and blades are just suffice
Al-lu-mi-ni-um, al-lu-mi-ni-um
Not for me, need not apply
O scar of careless, when the blades bite
Scar with bleeding red so bright
Still proceeding, styptic needing
This is not good, this shave is shite
And as finale I will miss out on the musical bit and instead you can exercise your vocal chords without any accompaniment
We wish you merry shaving
We wish you merry shaving
We wish you merry shaving
And a beardless new year
Good lather we bring
To your brush and your sink
We wish you a merry Christmas
And a beardless new year
Hurrah, hurrah for the Japanese and their deliciously beautiful singing ladies.
