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I could have gone down the route of backdating my shaves
As if I would ever do that....piffle....
'And all I said was, what's a piffle? And he says....'
'He didn't say that did he? What a cad'
'What's a cad Enid?'
Ahem so here it is, last night's shave, with the theme, 'Ann Summers and other luminous objects'
Glowing delight - Tatara Nodachi
Easy to see if lost - Polsilver Lodz
Illuminating erotica - Steven Jagger 30mm Cashmere
Fluorescent soap - Penhaligons Bayolea
Shiny cream - Simple moisturiser
Phosphorescent perfume - ADP Absolut
'And it glows in the dark as well you say?'
A kind of half decent shave. One half said, lovely and smooth with a nice close finish, and the other half said more weepers than an Arthur Atkinson show
A bit of a mystery as to why so many weepers, so I swore aimlessly at the blade and in the bin it went.
An illuminating shave and nearly as interesting as the back wall in an Ann Summers shop. But I only know that when I go to buy my underwear.
So it has to be over to those Bed-In girls and there fanbase who appear to know one or two things about fluorescent objects to wave at a concert.
And I love you all