Right then, back to the usual gross stupidity and normal garbage which comes as an expectation.
And this shave comes fully approved by the board of theming things and is duly themed, 'Grate expectations'
A bit pathetic as far as grates go, but functions well enough. Where my shaves usually end up.
My shave...
A grate razor - Ikon B1
England expects (except in football) - Polsilver Lodz
A grating brush - Yaqi Moka
A gratefull of soap - Kent
A great finish - Pure moisturiser
Smell like a grate - CK Obsession
'All this bloody palaver just to lather up a shaving soap'
But worth it. The scritchiest brush in the collection meets the soap stolen from those Yorkshire folk. Never a grate fan of the Moka but in terms of partering a good old fashion hard soap it does a wonderful job. Only one question...
Alway expect nothing but the best from the B1 and expectations met. Smooth, efficient, accurate and as far as I am concerned probably the best razor on planet shave. If you can't live with aggressive though, I wouldn't bother. I just happen to love aggression. It comes with the job. Come on, you don't create chaos and destruction and don't do aggressive. Except Mrs Satanfriendly does it better. And she's normal. Or so she says. I beg (and often do) to say otherwise.
A great shave? Fucking awesome. A great shave which went the way of the grate.
Death metal meets Little Mix? I'll have some if that.......on second thoughts...
And I love you all
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