A couple of shaves which bring me up to date with my adventures by the sink. These are not 'catch-ups' as I have made bloody clear on a previous shave in the recent weeks.
'Don't get upset my love just because some nasty man said you were filling space with your catch-ups. Your face will always be my favourite seat to sit on'
And so the theme shall be, 'Squatters rights'
Monday
Diddly squat razor - Stainless Mongoose
Squatting on sharp objects - Kai Titan mild
We will not be brushed - PAA Peregrino
Squatters and soap? - Signature Londinium
A moist seat - L'Occitane Cade balm
The right to smell - M&S Spiced Amber
'And ladies, before sitting down whip up a bit of batter.....'
A top notch shave with the dutiful exercise of shifting two days worth of facial rubbish. And shift it they did in a most bodacious manner. Perfection.
And you can have some of those most bodacious of Japanese ladies, Band Maid. Would I have them sit on my face? Any day.
Tuesday
Communal razor - Ikon B1
Communal blade - Brazilian Wilkie
Communal brush - Highlander LFC
Communal soap - Signature top secret
Communal moisturiser - Simple
Oh my God it's the police! - Laboratory Perfumes Samphire
For some reason these Brazilian Wilkinson Swords don't half feel lively in the B1. It's like they have been manufactured slightly outside of the standard as there is a tremendous sense of blade on show. But use with care and my lordy, what a shave. A finish worthy of a fine bottom.
So chuffed with my first choice of song you can have some more from those Band Maid ladies. I know, I know, you're not chuffed, bit life is cruel. And so it should be...
And I do. Love you all that is
