Ladies and gentleman we are proud to present you with this evening's karaoke shave themed, 'Oh hail the fat' being as there appears to be a growing number of fatateers gathering.
Not made in Bradford - Tatara Nodachi dark
No ceramic pot included - Feather
A brush for all soaps - Yaqi Dandelion
Not MWF - Signature Soaps Wicstun
Some kind of fatty cream - Pure moisturiser
Straight in. Press play and put on your best impersonation of those wonderful Weather Girls (sporting beards)
Hi, hi we're your lathering guys
Ah-huh
And have we got a shave for you
You better try harder
Get ready, all you shavateer
And remove those cans of foam from here
Alright
White froth is rising (uh rising), perseverance's getting low (how low folk?)
According to all on TSR (what bollocks now?), the sink is the place to go (we better fill it up)
'Cause tonight for the first time (first time)
Just about half-past that (half past that?)
For the first time in history
Someone's gonna lather Mitchell fat (start hailing fat)
Oh hail the fat, hallelujah, Oh hail the fat, amen
I'm gonna go let the tap run and let the fat get
Absolutely soaking wet
Oh hail the fat, hallelujah
Oh hail the fat, and every brush
Badger, boar, dark synth and horse
Large and small and soft and course
God bless Mitchell fat, it's a bastard to lather to
Made somewhere near Bradford and does what it has to do
Frustrated most every shaver, made grown men cry
So that each and every shaver could lather before they die
Oh, it's hailing fat, yeah
Sink water rising (water is rising, yeah yeah)
Patience is getting low (it's getting low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low)
According to all shavers (according to all shavers)
The sink is the place to go
'Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half past that
For the first time in history
Someone's gonna lather Mitchell fat (start hailing fat)
Oh hail the fat, hallelujah
Oh hail the fat, amen
Oh hail the fat, hallelujah
Oh hail the fat, amen
Oh hail the fat, hallelujah
Oh hail the fat, amen
Oh hail the fat, hallelujah
Oh oh oh oh
It's hailing fat
Badger, boar, dark synth and horse
Large and small and soft and course
Hallelujah it's hailing fat, amen
No Mitchell's Wool Fat was included in this shave this evening as it just causes me to start knitting as an easier dark art
Instead it was to be the super Signature Wicstun in Wicstun, since I happen to be in Market Weighton at the moment. And, together with the Dandelion what a formidable pairing. A face full of class lather minus all the faff.
First time I have tried the Nodachi with a Feather and very pleasantly surprised. I was expecting slasher movie material and instead found a sexy romantic film. A kind of expectation says Friday 13th, reality delivers Debbie does Dallas (well it's romantic to me). But what a damn fine easy going shave with great happy results and plenty of facial creaming as a prerequisite.
Enjoyable in every way and no fat included. In case I never mentioned it before.
And another guitarist called Yoshie except in this case Yoyoyoshie from the brilliant Otoboke Beaver. Si voucher plait?
