So here I am. Three shaves in to a new week and guess it must be that time to say, as my first entry for this new week of SOTD's I am very honoured to present you with three shaves themed, 'Cling film and other things to cover yourself in'
And yes, as I said earlier, I am totally crap
Saturday
Smooth as butter - Stainless Mongoose
Sharp as lard - Feather Super Professional
Brush with vegetable oil - Highlander LFC
Soap my bits - Kent
Strawberries and cream - Simple moisturiser
Baked beans - Versace The Dreamer
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'Oh my God, cover yourself up'
'Would that be in aluminum foil or yoghurt?'
A second time out with the Kent just to make sure it was all that after being told I might have just bought an expensive bowl. Fortunately it appears I chose wisely and do indeed have a very nice bowl. I may also have nice bowels but the last time I saw them was when I had an endoscopic camera up my rear. I don't I'll ever forget that one. Not the camera up my back passage but the world's largest guff which followed.
I am also fortunate that the very nice bowl also contained some very nice soap. First class. Stick the Mongoose in to it and voila, one effing super shave.
The Versace is proving itself one awesome £23 scent
Missed some Japanese ladies? I know you have so let's have some more from Hagane and that super tub thumper, Junna
And what is it about this Junna person? My son is a pro tub thumper (drummer) and it was him who said to me, 'For a kid she is incredibly powerful and definitely over enthusiastic'
Sunday
Drawing pins - Stainless Mongoose
Sellotape - Feather Super Professional
Bin bags - Highlander LE 2023
Contents of bin bags - Signature Londinium
Baby oil - L'Occitane Cade balm
Fairy liquid - Bath House Cuban Cedar and Lime
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'So that's a Super Feather'
'Warning, warning, warning. You have reached your maximum Giphi allowance and any further attempt to enter any more Giphis will result in having your genitals boiled'
I'll have some of that then please
A 'hurry up you bastard' shave as rushed to get out the door to go see Kiefer Sutherland in concert for Mrs Satanfriendly's birthday treat. An excellent evening as I spent most of it half pissed. I must say though he is one pretty damn fine singer.
Expectations required, expectations met.
Anyone require some Beaver? Have some of these then...
Monday
Banana milk shake - Ikon B1
Paint - Polsilver Lodz
Ladies - Highlander 30mm Cashmere
Jelly and ice cream - Yorkshire Lad
Engine oil - Pure moisturiser
Cling film - Alvarez Gomez Barberia EDC
I am all out of love and all out of Giphis
My wife recently bought a cling film dispenser wonderfully called the 'Wrapmaster 1000' which makes it sound like something out of a Harry Potter film. As a consequence I have been very busy covering as much as I can in cling film. What a piece of brilliance.
Only the other evening I walked nonchalantly naked in to the bedroom with my privates covered in cling film
'If you think I am going to have sex with you wearing a condom made from kitchen wrap then you have another think coming'
'Who mentioned sex?'
A new purchase in the shaving cream as I visited the Yorkshire Soap Co in Beverley the other day and didn't know they had started making shaving creams and I thought 'why not?'. Lemon, bergamot and oud, sounds (and smells) good to me. I rarely use creams these days but I do have to admit it was a nice change and those lather qualities were there in abundance.
So happy, I lathered my whole person then completely covered myself in cling film. Courtesy of the Wrapmaster 1000. Presently sat in the pub with people looking at me as if I am a bit odd or something. Strange folk. If only they'd visited Lakeland they would understand.
A superb shave and a 8/10 grin value. Happy
Four Japanese ladies who have an understanding of cling film....
And I love you all
I have shaved again since I started putting this tripe together but you can have that another day. Say, a week next Sunday?