My Shave today consisted of...
Prep 3P Pre shavecream.
Brush Highlander LE2023 Badger.
Soap Executive Shaving Bay Rum cream.
Razors Leaf & ikon Tek.
Blade Feather (1).
Aftershave St johns Bay Rum cooooorrr.
I was not intending to buy a new razor for a while but that blinking devil
@Satanfriendly Lured me in and enabled me to pick up an Ikon Tek.
"Come Johnny Bravo look at the razor and sign in blood it could all be yours"
I looked into his satanic eyes and then to sheet of paper he was holding and it was too late I was drawn to it like a sexy moth to a flame.
I soon had it in my sexy hands and held it aloft like Heman and shouted "I am Johnny Bravo the most dam sexiest man alive and I will weild this razor like a pro and not a mark on my bloody gorgeous face will be seen!"
So confident was I that I even popped a Feather into the razor and away I went.
Throwing it around my face like Zorro. I will show that devil
@Satanfriendly he has not tricked me into a blood letting, no blood shall spill today.
After 3 perfect passes I became baby smooth and I really mean smooth like the feeling of baby oil on my manly chest.
I walked outside to get an independent verdict from a passing lady. She took one look at ol Johnny and swooned.
Yep safe to say it was job done.
So Mr
@Satanfriendly you didn't fool ol Johnny Bravo I am far to slick for those tricks and I get to keep my soul you Cad.
It's time for Johnny to head inside and speak to the wife.
Enjoy the night everyone and Mr Satan dude just sit back and watch Johnny Bravo slide away with a nice new shiny razor and soul intact ha ha.
Laterz taterz