After over a week of thinking I was in my death throws with a most damn awful chest infection, I woke up this morning realising I was still here, and much much better in to the bargain. If I'd woke up dead I would have been damn annoyed.
So to celebrate waking up alive I present my shave themed, 'I demand a second opinion'
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Dead or alive - Stainless Mongoose
Alive and kicking - Feather Super Professional
Dead Kennedys - Some Yaqi or other
Ungrateful Dead - The Bath House Orange flower
Dead Milkmen - Collegen moisturiser
A new purchase from one of my favourite shaving soap brands, The Bath House. According to the ingredients it contains clay. Now, I am going to either end up like a statue of a Greek God (c/w my penis hanging out)
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Or the Thing
'It is true, this man has no penis'
Fortunately it lathered up superbly and didn't involve standing around in a naked state. It was a bit strange at first as I thought it had some form of a protective film, but just transpired to have a very shiny sheen to the surface. Just took a bit of work to break it in. Once there very easily face lathered and as per any other Bath House soap the scent is first class, and in this case very fresh and vibrant. As a soap it ticks all the right boxes and has all those qualities one could wish for. Like any other Bath House product I have come across, an honest, top drawer product.
If I was to have a whinge. What happened to the lovely wooden bowls they used to come in? I was told they stopped using them because they were of an untraceable source. Bollocks. Cost cutting.
As it is though it certainly contributed to what was one very welcome and pleasantly delivered shave. Very Greek God like. I am now off to wander down the street with my cock hanging out. I may need a decent lawyer by the end of the evening.
I don't have a clue who these are, but they are Japanese girlies, they do sing and yes, they are strange. Enjoy...
Oh, and please note new badge of honour the 'LeJog 2022 Finisher'. Great pride and thank you TSR