Oh my, how damn useless am? Very
Another one of those, if I don't get these in quickly, I never will. And that is totally against the rules and pledges of SOTDing. So here they are, and as the song goes, 'Once, twice, three times an SOTD'. I would have said 'lady', but I've never met one. Never mind two or three of them.
And so here they are, three shaves themed (and accepted by the board of theming things), 'Once, twice, three times a shaver'
And no it isn't a Karaoke shave. You are saved.
Once. Friday
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Once upon a time - Occams Enoch
One Blade (but not a OneBlade) - Feather Professional
One brush to rule them all - Highlander LE 2023
3-2-1 Dustybin - Penhaligons Bayolea
Once I had soft skin - Simple (now it's like sandpaper. Simple)
One two three four five, my scent is working overtime - Valentino Born in Roma
'Take one. That's it Mr Friendly, and do try to smile'
What!? Last week's final entry? Indeed that is how damn useless I really am.
I am going to assume it must have been good. Most of my shaves are...And only because I know how much you missed them last Friday....
Twice. Saturday
A two way razor - Tatara Nodachi
Blade with two edges - Brazilian Wilkie
1-1 = 2 brush - Highlander Marine AFC*
Two of these - ADP Collezione Barbierre
Twice the moisturiser - Collagen
No.2 - No.89
'Sad gits'
Presumably another wonderful shave. And in fact it was. Anyone want to buy my car which looks a number two?
And a Japanese girly band with only two of them in it. But do I love this song or what?.....
Indeed, or what?
*1-1. The scoreline Saturday for our newly promoted Marine AFC. Not too bad a start
Three, Sunday
Three little pigs - Stainless Mongoose
One bacon cutter - Feather Professional
Tres amigo - Zenith dark synthetic
Third of a tin - Signature secret coconut
Three in one oil - Collagen
(Must be a new multipurpose anal lube)
The third man scent - Laboratory Gorse
@Johnny Bravo How do you manage to have SOTD's including several thousand Giphis, when I get to two and a 'Sod off'? Go on. How much are you paying for this privilege? You may find a law suit coming your way for unfair practices.
Was it a good shave? Better than any
@Johnny Bravo ever has. See you in court, or down a dark alley one evening. You poo poo snail.
I shall end on the best Japanese girly trio on the planet and their wonderful song
'Johnny Bravo, kiĺ kill kill'. 'Just fight'
And I love you all (well nearly all of you)
PS. I will be back later as I have shaved again since I started this prattle. I have since ran out of
impotence* impetus
*That as well